This is an actual letter I received via email from a female listener. You have to admit, it's clever.
Hi Johnny V my name is ******* and I listen to you on Power 99 all the time. I thought you're audience might get a kick out of how I caught my boyfriend cheating on me.
I used his phone and noticed he had been talking to a female quite alot. When I asked him who she was he said "a freind". Something told me he was lieing. A woman can tell. So while he was sleeping I went into his contacts on his phone and changed the girls number to the number of a dummy phone I purchased. Went to work the next morning as usual. About 30 minutes after I left guess who got a tex? I did...well his jump-off did. He texed the following:
BF: Hey what you doing?
JO: Waiting for your call
BF: Was thinking about you, want to get together?
JO: Sure! Where?
BF: Come over, she just went to work.
JO: I will be right over, be waiting for me fresh out the shower :)
BF: I will be waiting.......come thru the back.
Well, I went home.........got a pitcher of coldwater, went to the bedroom...to his surprise....poured it all over him and well....I can't get into what I did....but let's just say he won't be comin round here no'mo. LOL! Clever right?
Signed Your listener for life!