This is an actual letter I received via email from a female listener.  You have to admit, it's clever.

Hi Johnny V my name is ******* and I listen to you on Power 99 all the time.  I thought you're audience might get a kick out of how I caught my boyfriend cheating on me. 

I used his phone and noticed he had been talking to a female quite alot.  When I asked him who she was he said "a freind".  Something told me he was lieing.  A woman can tell.  So while he was sleeping I went into his contacts on his phone and changed the girls number to the number of a dummy phone I purchased.  Went to work the next morning as usual.  About 30 minutes after I left guess who got a tex?  I did...well his jump-off did.  He texed the following:

BF: Hey what you doing?

JO: Waiting for your call

BF: Was thinking about you, want to get together?

JO: Sure!  Where?

BF: Come over, she just went to work.

JO: I will be right over, be waiting for me fresh out the shower :)

BF:  I will be waiting.......come thru the back.

Well, I went home.........got a pitcher of coldwater, went to the bedroom...to his surprise....poured it all over him and well....I can't get into what I did....but let's just say he won't be comin round here no'mo.  LOL!  Clever right?

Signed Your listener for life!